You mean ALL that *wonderful* advice all my childless kids gave me when I was having my first is NOT useful? OMG....Wait! AND then you tell me that not every child (especially twins) are NOT the same?! I think I need a drink right now...I am CRUSHED! (I love sarcasm)
Screw advisors. It's all a crap-shoot and a matter of survival of the fittest. ESPECIALLY with twins (speaking firsthand). But honestly even having one, and your first one, is horrifying. The last thing you want is people telling you what to do or how they could do it better. We had several Come To Jesus's with the inlaws regarding them putting their noses in our asses all the time. Great post!
You mean twins have different personalities and preferences?! Get the fuck out!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou mean ALL that *wonderful* advice all my childless kids gave me when I was having my first is NOT useful? OMG....Wait! AND then you tell me that not every child (especially twins) are NOT the same?!
ReplyDeleteI think I need a drink right now...I am CRUSHED! (I love sarcasm)
Good job, Fucker. I'm taking none of your advice. My kid is an asshole and I love her. So there.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Papa! Love it!
ReplyDeleteScrew advisors. It's all a crap-shoot and a matter of survival of the fittest. ESPECIALLY with twins (speaking firsthand). But honestly even having one, and your first one, is horrifying. The last thing you want is people telling you what to do or how they could do it better. We had several Come To Jesus's with the inlaws regarding them putting their noses in our asses all the time. Great post!
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